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[Panzer Angels]

Tell me one thing

Did Lemmy fuck with Tom Araya...and you were born? ^^

Seriously, you really sound like a crossbreed between those two (although more on the Araya side). Not my favourite kind of vocals, but still fairly well done.

Some of the riffs sound like a crossbreed of Divine Intervention/God Hates Us All Slayer with a very digital sounding distortion pedal in front. Could also work in an industrial context.

Overall, pretty good, nice work!

Schleif responds:

haha, why thank you my good man =p. and yep, thats how i was born. they just thought it'd be best to keep it a secret, who knows what the media would say. thanks for the review!

[Spring Me From Hell (preview)]

Neat riffage

Some very good riffs there man, it totally reminds me of recent Destruction releases. Especially the All Hell Breaks Loose/Antichrist era. I dig that a lot :)

The drums are a little loud but sound good on their own. I can't wait to hear this in a full song. Keep rocking!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Thanks a lot man. The full music is done, minus the solo. I reverted back to my "original" drums and dumped these. The snare was too much like gaytallica's "garbage can" sound for me.
Anyways, glad you dig, bro. \m/ Thanks for the review!

[Carcass - Corporal Jigsaw.....]

Good Playin'

Yeah, really faithful to the original. Really like your sludgy, heavy guitar tone and the rather well programmed drum-machine.

I think the vocals sound a tad too weak but I'm sure that can be expanded upon.

Overall, a really good cover of a Classic Death/Grind song.

Gotta love that intro riff :)

Creeping-Dan responds:

Cheers man! Yeh that really is one of the heaviest things ever. Vocals are weak yeah. I held back because i think the vocal lines are the hardest ever.

[1234 go!-MJ]

Yeah, very nice indeed.

This one grants a very nice listen. You really do know your shit on the guitar.

I especially liked your tremolo picking riffs close to the end. Very precise & aggressive. Totally sounded like Rage (the german Power/Thrash Metal band) to me and I'm very much a fan of them.

Overall, a taste of admirable skill.

Metaljonus responds:

Rage fucking rules!

[<PS> A Hero's Lament]

Good work

It resembles the Gothic 3 soundtrack a little, which I like. As you say, it's quite sad and melancholic - which I, again, enjoy very much. Nice composition, could work very well in a sad, mysterious movie.

The recording is a bit quite and distant, but maybe that's just the effect you were trying to achieve.

Nice.

PenguinSam responds:

I see what you are saying about the recording, although it is technically an audio due to the fact that this is a computer generated audio, but I think it helps this song out like you say. Thanks.

<PS>

[Paedophiliac]

...but I poo from there!

Haha, normally I'm not into samples at all, but this one was very fitting :P

I thought you didn't have any Necrowhore on here, but yeah, this is good. A little sloppy towars the end, but it has such an evil Peel Sessions-style production job, which I like. Sounds like a mix of old Carcass and modern style Death/Grind alá Lust of Decay. Not insanely technical, but cool, in an exaggerated Mortician-kind of way. The vocals could be a tad more audible, but that's a minor annoyance.

Good stuff!

Kiddmeizter responds:

Thank you, thank you!
It's amazing to be compared to the likes of Carcass and Mortician, Especially since you know what you're talking about. :D

This isn't one of our technical efforts, Those aren't finished yet,
But I thank you for your review, and I will make sure to tell you when some of our new stuff comes out. ;)

[Án Titils]

Not quite bad

but I'm afraid you have a few timing mistakes there - and the mixing is quite awful :P but the ideas are nice.

Just re-record that thing, damnit and spend some more time on the level balancing.

Kiddmeizter responds:

I honestly don't know anything about level Balancing or Mixing, I Can Fix the timing, though.

I'll re-record this, and a lot of other stuff later, and I promise I will spend more time than just single takes ! :3

Thank you for your Review, <3 you!

[Bring The Pain (FT Metaljonus)]

Woah

now that lead work is truly outstanding. Dude, the rhythm-base beneath it is also very fitting and grooves like hell!

Anyway, really nice track, but I'd really like some vocals in stuff like that ;) some of the riff-sections scream for them.

Overall, excellent work! Keep ém coming!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Thanks man. Up for a collab anytime, btw. :D

[Thousand years w/ vocals]

Yes, that is quality work

Excellent cover. The instrumentalization is spot-on! The vocals are very nice too, for some strange reason they remind me of a more extreme Ministry, I think I can hear an industrial touch even.

Overall, excellent.

Bonemill responds:

Thanks man :) Glad you liked it. Its really good to hear from you as always.

I'll try to make more in this type of quality vocals and all.

[Thousand Years of Oppression]

Definitely well done!

Well Bone, you really did a faithful cover here.

As reviewers before me said, it's very quiet and it even sounds a bit lush when the volume's up high, but that's just a minor quibble.

It sounds good and I want to hear it with vocals!

Good job, dude.

Bonemill responds:

Thanks man, I am glad you liked it. Pretty good to hear from someone like you :)