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274 Movie Reviews

Perfection!

They put everything on the frontpage these days

Indeed. Mediocre animation, lack of good sound effects and the worst of it all:

No fucking humor. I was seeing the score and the pic for your movie and it made me "hey, that sounds like oldschool NG humor, could be great!" and all you gave us is a piece of recycled bullshit that people under the age of 12 could POSSIBLE enjoy a tiny little bit. This is Newgrounds, you are supposed to push the boundaries of humor, not dwell in shallow waters which have been replaced by so much different puss over the years.

Weak, and pretty much worth- and effortless.

It's not great - it's pure genius!

Yes, this is most definitely excellent work! I like the drawings and the pig that lies on its back is a welcome change.

I could watch them get grinded for hours, but a little more gore would have been nice.

Nice job.

Recent Game Reviews

139 Game Reviews

Hehe, very nice my friend!

Haven't talked to you in ages! Great flash, I liked that there were so many clothes and accessories. Great work....maybe I should quit my lazyness and start with flash again....we will see :P

FIFENED

- Marc

alexsmolik responds:

Hehe, thanks, glad you rather liked it. Yeah, it's been a long time since we've talked... Since it's a dress-up, and there's not much to do than add clothes, I tried to make many items. Yeah, you should start flash again, because you're good at it. :)
Thanks for the review,
Alex

That was very good

I like the way you are going with this. I didn't rate the sound because I'm at school, in case you wonder.

Smooth graphics and fluid animation, I love the starcraft theme itself.

Hope you finish this.

Dark-Boy responds:

Thanks man,glad to see people are really taking to the over all feel of this game.I'm going to be working on mission 2 in a little.

Recent Audio Reviews

43 Audio Reviews

WTF did I just listen to? I should be appalled but somehow I am drawn into this wicked crazyness of Japanese fucked-up Porn-KoRn ca. 1998. Good....work? Crazy stuff!

angelhanachi responds:

My happiness is indescribable rn, tysm :)

FAT rhythm guitars, the low end feels a bit lacking overall, but skill-wise this is pretty damn demanding and well done. Lots of potential and I CERTAINLY cannot be this precise on my main instrument in that style. Keep going!

OceanPlanet responds:

Thank you man! I've actually made some changes to this track based on what you've said about the guitars, it's massively helpful. I'm so burnt out listening to them same track when mixing so hearing fresh takes on it is invaluable :)

Very professional, high-grade production with the drums sounding VERY GOOD which I think is pretty hard to achieve with programmed drums (I know the struggle!). How many vocalists do you have on this? Pretty damn impressive and certainly NOT predictable at all.

Gute Arbeit! ;-)

Recent Art Reviews

2 Art Reviews

Not sure whether alien or ghost, but could be both at the same time. Nice job!

Oh Mann, dich gibt's hier auch noch - flashback! Nice drawing (I could never do that) and greetings from the past! ;-)

HeRetiK responds:

Unkraut vergeht nicht ;)

Since now, I name you under our cult.

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