They put everything on the frontpage these days
Indeed. Mediocre animation, lack of good sound effects and the worst of it all:
No fucking humor. I was seeing the score and the pic for your movie and it made me "hey, that sounds like oldschool NG humor, could be great!" and all you gave us is a piece of recycled bullshit that people under the age of 12 could POSSIBLE enjoy a tiny little bit. This is Newgrounds, you are supposed to push the boundaries of humor, not dwell in shallow waters which have been replaced by so much different puss over the years.
Weak, and pretty much worth- and effortless.